1. David Gray suggesting T and B's on the same day they get shut down by the Health Inspectors.

2. Bizarre Trippy Old random People who Like to Strike up conversation with You.

3. Mailmen who steal your Maxim and return it days later all "sausauged" Up.

4. Net Nice

5. Loud Mouth Mullet Wearing Fat Broads

6. Highway 101: anyday between the hours of 8am to 10am PST.

7. Non-Resealable Bags

8. Not Calling in to Togo's before going there

9. Mark Franz' Impression of SMP

10. Auctions that allow people to buy their way on the list

SMP's The List is a collection of things, people, etc. that have wronged SMP. This list is similar to the one FRANCIS had in STRIPES. "If anyone of you homos calls me Francis, I'll Kill them."
"Lighten up, Francis."
 "You're on The List." SMP states that being on the list is bad and uses the list to punish people. SMP believes that if you're on the list, You'll do anything to get off